Zero Regret Protocol
Zero
Regret
Messaging.
Secrets self-destruct on first read.
No accounts. No logs. No recovery.
If Epstein had used this — his "client list" would've actually disappeared instead of just getting redacted into Swiss cheese every few years.
(Epstein's victims never got the option)
Protocol
How The Burn Works
Type your secret
Paste whatever should never survive a subpoena or a 3 a.m. document dump.
We encrypt it
Server-side. No one reads it — not us, not three-letter agencies, not future biographers looking for the real client list.
Share the link
One-time URL. Forward it, screenshot it, whatever. No forwarding protection needed when the payload vanishes like Epstein's accountability.
First view destroys it
Opened once = gone forever. No archive. No recovery. No heavily-redacted PDF drop in 2026 to haunt everyone involved.
True Horror Stories
Why This Exists
Accidentally CC'd the entire C-suite on the master password spreadsheet. Watched read receipts light up like Epstein's flight log.
— SysAdmin, Still Employed (Somehow)Sent the wrong attachment to legal. "Delete for everyone" doesn't work when opposing counsel already forwarded it to the tabloids.
— Junior Associate, UnemployableTrusted Signal's disappearing messages. Turns out the other guy had screen recording on. Unlike certain islands, screenshots are forever.
— Crypto Bro, Now Poor & BlackmailedThought "burn after reading" was just a movie trope. Then the PDF hit X with 47 powerful names blacked out. Should've used ZRM — no redactions, just ashes.
— Anonymous (Very Hopefully)
You're not buying encryption.
You're buying a middle finger to forever.
Every platform hoards your words for leverage, subpoenas, or convenient "suicides."
We burn them by design — so no one can redact your life into oblivion later.
Send It.
Regret Nothing.
Your secret vanishes before anyone can turn it into leverage, headlines, or another redacted file drop.